Thursday, November 13, 2008


I think my friend Christine gave me an award- I'm a bit befuddled. But I'll accept it and the meme. This blogging everyday business is not easy!!

If there's any 2 blogs I have time to read lately.. It's Lisa and Bess. Both witty, funny unique, creative and somewhat bizarre in the best way possible.

7 things I did before

1. Lived in Alberta
2. went to university
3. was single
4. drove a 69 Valiant
5. worked in a deli
6. travelled to Cuba
7. smoked cigarettes

7 things I do now

1. Live in Vancouver
2. Ride a bike

3. stay in a relationship
4. manage a Customer Service Dept
5. take photographs
6. eat semi-breakfast regularly

7. brush my teeth every night

7 things I want to do

1. Loose weight 

2. have a show of my photos
3. visit a hammam
4. buy a vintage Vespa
5. work or live in a hostel again
6. find a work/life balance
7. stop battling myself

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex

1. creativity
2. kindness
3. grace
4. intelligence
5. compassion
6. lanky, baby
7. the ability to make me laugh

7 Favorite Foods

1. porridge
2. dinner at my mother's kitchen table
3. my grandmother's bread
4. red lentil curry vegetable soup
5. beef stew
6. creme brulee
7. lemon tarts

7 things I Say Most Often

1. Thanks, dear
2. Hi, how are you?
3. I don't know
4. OK
5. You must be joking
6. sweet dreams
7. see ya

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

people laying around in the sun in Brussels


IMGP5398, originally uploaded by jill y.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

buz, bex and but for Bess

This is my friend Bess. She normally looks like this, but sometimes she looks like this too.

Lately I don't see much of Bess, because she up and moved across the planet.

She took her beautiful little baby, of course, with her.

She calls her baby Bub and her husband Bun and when she see this.. she'll maybe answer my question..

Is she Bug, Bum or Busted?

(PS. miss you Bess.)

Monday, November 10, 2008

I had something really smart and witty to say today- some reflection of profound thought. Then I went and hald a carafe of red wine with my fella and I don't remember a thing.

Jill

Saturday, November 8, 2008

whaddyaknow

MIRABILIA REPORT
(Mirabilia n. events that inspire wonder, marvelous phenomena, small miracles, beguiling ephemera, inexplicable joys, changes that inspire quiet awe, eccentric enchantments, unplanned jubilations, sudden deliverance from boring evils; from the Latin mirabilia, "marvels.")

* The National Center for Atmospheric Research reports that the average cloud is the same weight as 100 elephants.

* The seeds of some trees are so tightly compacted within their protective covering that only the intense heat of a forest fire can free them, allowing them to sprout.

* Thirty-eight percent of North America is wilderness.

* Anthropologists say that in every culture in history, children have played the game hide and seek.



* With every dawn, when first light penetrates the sea, many seahorse colonies perform a dance to the sun.

* A seven-year-old Minnesota boy received patent number 6,368,227 for a new method of swinging on a swing.

* As it thrusts itself into our Milky Way Galaxy, the dwarf galaxy Sagittarius is unraveling, releasing a thick stream of dark matter that is flowing right through the Earth.

* A chemist in Australia finally succeeded in mixing oil and water.

* Except among birds and land mammals, the females of most species are bigger than the males.

* The South African version of TV's Sesame Street has an AIDS-positive Muppet named Kami.

* The sky not only isn't falling--it's rising. The top of the troposphere, the atmosphere's lowest layer, is slowly ascending.

* To make a pound of honey, bees have to gather nectar from about two million flowers. To produce a single pound of the spice saffron, humans have to handpick and process 80,000 flowers. In delivering the single survivor necessary to fertilize an ovum, a man releases 500 million sperm.

* Some Christians really do love their enemies, as Jesus recommended.

* Kind people are more likely than mean people to yawn when someone near them does.

* There are always so many fragments of spider legs floating in the air that you are constantly inhaling them wherever you go.

* "The average river requires a million years to move a grain of sand 100 miles," says science writer James Trefil.

* Because half of the world's vanilla crop is grown in Madagascar, the whole island smells like vanilla ice cream.

* Your body contains so much iron that you could make a spike out of it, and that spike would be strong enough to hold you up.

* In his book *The Physics of Immortality: Modern Cosmology, God and the Resurrection of the Dead,* physicist Frank J. Tipler offers what he says is scientific proof that every human being who has ever lived will be resurrected from the dead at the end of time.

* In the Ukraine you can buy Fat in Chocolate, a food with a layer of dark chocolate covering a chunk of pork fat.

* Robust singing skill is correlated with a strong immune system in songbirds. Male birds with the most extensive repertoire of tunes also have the largest spleens, a key measure of immune system health.

* Bali has 80,000 temples.

* Romanian physicists created gaseous globes of plasma that grew, reproduced, and communicated with each other, thereby fulfilling the definition for life.

* In an apparent attempt to raise their volume above the prevailing human din, some nightingales in big cities have learned to unleash 95-decibel songs, matching the loudness of a chainsaw.

* There is a statistically significant probability of world-class athletes and military leaders being born when Mars is rising in the sky.

* Some piranhas are vegetarians.

* In the pueblos of New Mexico, bricks still measure 33 by 15 by 10 centimeters, proportions that almost exactly match those of the bricks used to build Egypt's Temple of Hatshepsut 3,500 years ago.

* Childbirth is often joyful even though it's painful.

* In hopes of calming flustered lawbreakers, Japanese cops have substituted the sound of church bells for sirens on police cars.

* Scientists believe they'll be able to figure out why cancer cells are virtually immortal, and then apply the secret to keeping normal cells alive much longer, thereby dramatically expanding the human life span.

* Clown fish can alter their gender as their social status rises.

* When she is born, a baby girl has all the ova she will ever have.

* Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.

* Gregorian chants can cure dyslexia.

* Bob Hope donated half a million jokes to the Library of Congress.

* Bees perform a valuable service for the flowers from which they steal.
* "Leafing through Forbes or Fortune [magazine]s is like reading the operating manual of a strangely sanctimonious pirate ship," wrote Adam Gopnik in *The New Yorker.*

* Revlon makes 177 different shades of lipstick.

* Your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.

* The most frequently shoplifted book in America is the Bible.


From this site

Friday, November 7, 2008

keep falling on my head

Dear Vancouver,

This whole business of being in a rain forest- you take this too seriously. It doesn't make sense- you know- you've set up a coffee shop or restaurant every 10 feet with a patio. Sure, sure I get it. You don't get those ass biting cold blasts from the north like Alberta and so you figure people will enjoy those patios. But can we just think about this for a second.

You rain. Alot. You set up patios everywhere and have no awnings to protect people from the rain. You don't sell umbrellas unless they fit in a small handbag, are ridiculously ugly and black. The only awnings you have created are huge glass overhanging ceilings on cement sidewalks downtown.

I think someone forgot to tell you that you're also on a major plate shifting fault line and we're scheduled in the next 1000 years to have a massive earthquake. Thanks for all the glass. It's really pretty. Especially when it rains.

Can you just let up for a moment so we can enjoy it before it all comes crashing down?

Thanks.
Jill

Thursday, November 6, 2008

drill baby, drill

I thought I had chipped the enamel on my tooth drinking nut smoothies or something. All of a sudden I had searing pain in a tooth one day. The next day it didn't really get better and it was getting uncomfortable. So, I did the most natural thing to do, I bought myself dinner and drank my tea with a straw, avoiding "the sensitive area".

Well, today it was a bit much when just mentioning I had a tooth ache made me cry. I know I'm a bit stressed out right now, but that wasn't a reaction I was expecting. I phoned my dentist and managed to get in right away.

They did a few tests with liquid ice and warm water and concluded the root of my tooth was dead. It's dead they said. The tooth has died. There was a death on my body and I didn't even know! Tears erupted again. I thought I would be taking the tooth home in a tiny matchbox coffin. My fingers felt numb and I wondered where I would get a tiny shovel and how I would carve a tiny cross.

My the dentist reassured me that no- I could keep my dead tooth where it was and they were simply going to drill to inner core, wash out the dead nerve, put a little medicine in there and filler up again. Then, they said the 2 words no one ever wants to hear:

Root canal



It actually wasn't so bad. They dumped a truckload lot of freezing in there. Right now my left nostril is completely numb. I didn't feel a thing. I hummed along to the drill and gurgled incohesive words and tried to make eye contact with my teeth surgeons.

Then I did the most appropriate thing. I went and bought all soft foods. Perogies, Corn Chowder, arrowroot crackers and....
..ice cream.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

it takes a village


IMGP2431.JPG, originally uploaded by jill y.

Snapped in Greenwich Village. Michael and I popped in to buy a pack of Nat Sherman's for a friend of his.

Of this kooky little shop- there is an interesting fact to point out:

laid permanently in in the sidewalk (you can just make out the point of the plaque right at the door) is a marker that reads:

"Property of the Hess Estate
which has never been dedicated for public purposes"

"There used to be a five-story residential building on Christopher Street called the Voorhis. It was condemned in the 1910s to make way for the IRT subway. However, the Voorhis' owner, David Hess, refused to surrender this small plot to the city to become part of 7th Avenue South's new sidewalk. The Hesses created this mosaic to let everyone know of their small (VERY small) victory against the city.

Village Cigars moved to its present corner site in 1922, and bought the 500-square inch property from the Hesses for $1,000. The mosaic has stayed put."

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

and the envelope says...

You're the next contestant on the crazy train.

And that's what can happen in life and it can come cleverly disguised as a piece of mail.

One minute it's a simple brown envelope. Flat. Crisp. Punctual in it's neatly typed address label. Stamped.

The next it's a can of whoop-ass crazy with a jagged torn metal cuff and some sort of halitosis of the brain inside.

That.is.all.I.will.ever.say.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

I have a little white cat who long ago became accustomed to having 24hr access to the outdoors. When I moved to my new apartment I had to construct Ruby's ability to get in and out through a small window 5 ft off the ground. So a little ramp was constructed and the window remained open.

In all effort to be more energy efficient, my landlord constructed a window to fit in the window. A frame fitted with plastic sheeting and a little cardboard door- just slightly bigger than Ruby's head. So, sometimes, you can hear her scratching on the ramp and then her little pink nose pushed the cardboard door and her little head emerges.



Funnier still is when the last thing you see is the last of her one leg as she makes her way down the ramp immediately on the other side.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

It's that time of year again...


...when I agree to post everyday in the month of November. This should be interesting given that I have been prone to uninspired and somewhat angry inner thoughts lately. These have been systematically kept off my blog in the past, due to the fact that the very nature of this portal- as indicated by the title- is to post the things that need more kisses (or praise, or exposure..).

Mmmn.. maybe I just answered my own conundrum.

Onwards.. to National Blog Posting Month. Who's with me?

Friday, October 31, 2008

hello- my name is jack


hello- my name is jack, originally uploaded by jill y.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

busy bees

Ya- I don't have too much to say right now. I'm kind of busy and not feeling creative. Today might have gone the way that many before it had.. off to work, solve problems, work late, come home, make dinner or order in, retreat to beautiful flannel sheets, and the biggest puffiest feather duvet I could buy covered in flannel. Get cat to purr in the crook of my arm. Fall asleep.

But tonight is different..back in May I decided to buy a ticket to the Madonna concert. I almost forgot about it and now I'm running late.. but tonight is different than the last few.


I'll fill you in later...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


on green, originally uploaded by jill y.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

guess where


guess where, originally uploaded by jill y.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Janis Joplin's Bathtub


Janis Joplin's Bathtub, originally uploaded by jill y.

Did I ever tell you about the time I talked my way in to the house Janis Joplin owned when she died? No? Maybe I'll tell you that story tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008


{72/365} love in silly places, originally uploaded by happygirltc.

You know when all things seem to happen at once and there is almost no time to get anything done lest of all hire someone to help you.. there really is only one thing to do and that's..


I desire one of these lovely posters/ tshirts/ bags/ whatever but they don't ship to Canada. Must find another way..Heidi.. may be this is the thing you can help me get from the UK.

update: I have the shirt ordered!! YA

and here's the history behind...

Saturday, October 18, 2008

"a bird in the hand"


"a bird in the hand", originally uploaded by jill y.